Posted by
Sick & Tired on Monday, December 15, 2008 5:40:53 PM
First -
With mistletoe over my head
I was groped by a man dressed in red
With a pat and a squeeze
I said "Stop, Santa, please!
Do that again and your dead!"
Second:
Santa perched atop his sleigh
Rudolph was leading the way
Air traffic control
Didn't watch the console
Now Santa's jet engine fillet!