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Larry Craig limerick

Posted by Sick & Tired on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 12:27:46 AM
Old news but thought it funny.

Tapping his foot in a stall

Reaching his hand neath the wall

            Claimed that his wide stance

            Was to hold up his pants

His action led to his downfall

 

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Christmas limericks

Posted by Sick & Tired on Monday, December 15, 2008 5:40:53 PM
First -

With mistletoe over my head
I was groped by a man dressed in red
With a pat and a squeeze
I said "Stop, Santa, please!
Do that again and your dead!"

Second:

Santa perched atop his sleigh
Rudolph was leading the way
Air traffic control 
Didn't watch the console
Now Santa's jet engine fillet!
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Limerick - ACLU is dangerous!!!

Posted by Sick & Tired on Monday, December 15, 2008 1:29:05 PM
Does ACLU stand for Antiamerican Civil Liberties Union or for Anarchists & Criminals Liberties Union?

The ACLU says we can’t preach

That evolution is all we can teach

             They defend pedophiles

            Champion “No God” trials

 Claiming its freedom of speech

 

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Limerick - Bail Out

Posted by Sick & Tired on Monday, December 15, 2008 3:52:09 AM
Bail outs are possibly causing more damage than forcing chapter 11. All are responsible - Congress, corporations, and us.

Bail outs will not fix a thing

If to old ways of business they cling

                CEO’s and Congress

                Created this mess

And we think credit a wellspring

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Daily Lymerick - Global Warming

Posted by Sick & Tired on Sunday, December 14, 2008 1:21:07 PM
Here is a little lymerick about Al Gore and global warming. Particulary relevant today while we are being battered by a winter storm here in Oregon.

He travels round in a jet

Leaving lights on I would bet

            He looks like a hero

            With a footprint of zero

Cause he pays for a carbon offset

 

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Daily lymerick - Climate Change

Posted by Sick & Tired on Saturday, December 13, 2008 1:23:53 PM

“We’re killing the Earth”, many wail!

“The planet will certainly fail.”

Special bulbs? Hybrid cars?

Being preached to by stars!

The real fix is not to exhale.

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Music to soothe the savage antiterrorist!

Posted by Sick & Tired on Saturday, December 06, 2008 2:11:13 AM
Check out the link to Weapons of Musical Defense! They are a group of musicians creating rock-opera style music about the spread of radical Islam and the danger to Western civilization. They currently have a downloadable album called "Imagine Jihad" containing 7 songs that would, in my opinion, be a wonderful fit for a musical based on Mark Steyn's book "America Alone".


I found out about this from the podcast from Shire Network News (tuatara.blogmatrix.com), now on hiatus after the election but may be producing again in the future. Their old podcasts are still entertaining for the wit and content. 


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